communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

lyraviolet:

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

lunarphotos exactly what i say to her “YES OF COURSE UR THE BESTEST FRIEND A GIRL COULD EVER HAVE/i think i wanna order a order of wings”
Hahaha lyraviolet it NEVER fails. You go “dude you’re so beautiful like Just crazy pretty all of the time & you’re my best friend in the world WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU..AY! I WANT WINGS AND SWEET TEA WHAT DO YOU THINK?” Lollll I just sit there like “..can I get an order of wings & whatever else she wants please” 😒..😂😂